I read this a year or so ago for the first time, but I couldn’t resist reposting this Hyperbole and a Half post. It is just TOO funny…enjoy! Here’s an excerpt:
“A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded…This dog is uncoordinated in a way that would suggest her canine lineage is tainted with traces of a species with a different number of legs – like maybe a starfish or some sort of primitive snake. ”
And here’s another one about moving ( also from Hyperbole and a Half). Love “the simple dog” thought process.